Mensa Test..
Q: What do you put in a toaster?
A: The answer is bread. If you said “toast,” then give up now and go do something else before you hurt yourself. If you said “bread”, go to the next question.
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Q: Say “silk” five times. Now, spell “silk.” What do cows drink?
A: Cows drink water. If you said “milk,” please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as “Children’s World.” If you said “water,” then proceed to the next question.
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Q: If a red house is made with red bricks, a blue house is made with blue bricks, a pink house is made with pink bricks, a black house is made with black bricks, what is a greenhouse made with?
A: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said “green bricks,” what the heck are you still doing here reading these questions? If you said “glass,” then go on to the next question.
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Q: Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing. Unfortunately, the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of “no-man’s-land” between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors - East Germany or West Germany or in “no-man’s-land”?
A: You don’t, of course, bury the survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated… If you said, “Don’t bury the survivors” then proceed to the next question.
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Q: If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute, then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?
A: One degree. If you said “360 degrees” or anything else other than “one degree,” you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question.
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Q: Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. Now, what was the name of the bus driver?
A: Oh, come on now… It was you!
Link courtesy of Zong Xiang.
Exams..
I have a paper in 4.5 hours time. And here I am, updating my blog. What is wrong with me?!
Seriously, I think this is the least prepared paper but, I simply have no idea how to prepare for it!
So, I chose the easy way out. Just relax and do whatever I can. Even though I have a million and one other things on my mind. Like what am I going to do during the holidays. And how to score for the other papers.
Somehow, I take stress differently from others. They tend to mug a lot, while I slack a lot. I know that it is wrong buy I simply cannot help it.
*sigh*
What to do? Too smart for my own good.
Can I…
This question was asked by mrBF today.
Can I go?
His friends asked him to go for some drinks with them as they have not had a boys night out for quite some time.
I was wondering, what if I said no?
BUT
How can anyone says no?
I am only his girlfriend, or friend according to the Empress, not his family members. I have no right to control his life. I cannot believe it when his friend said that he has to call his girlfriend to report.And his girlfriend actually set some “rules” for him if he was to go ahead. o.O
I believe that when 2 people get involve in a relationship, they should still maintain their own social circle and make time for their friends and family. Everyone should have control over their own lives.
I mean, can you imagine that someone else is running your life for you? You have to ask for permission to do every single little thing? How sad can one get?
I totally can understand the fact that you want your Significant Other (S.O.) to know your whereabouts so put him/her at ease. However, to ask for permission to do something and to adhere to the rules set, it is really pathetic.
The rules set by said girlfriend was:
1) Do not get drunk - acceptable
2) Do not look at girls - which guy will not look at other girls??
3) Do not send girl/s home - acceptable
4) Get home early - Hello? They are going drinking, how to et home early?
5) etc..
mrBF asked if he can look at girls. I said yes. Why not?
Look, what I told the Emperor the other day. He can go out and play for all I care. As long as he knows how that he has to come home in the end and did nothing wrong towards me. If he really do something wrong, it simply means that the guy does not really treasure the relationship and it is time to change a new partner.
I know some people may not agree with this but, it is true. How to stop him from doing what he wants? As long as his heart is with you, he will behave appropriately.
So now, I am missing mrBF like mad while he is enjoying himself.
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Ken..
This post goes out to mrBF.
Happy 2nd month anniversary!
I know that to the others, 2 months may seems like a very short period, nothing to be proud of.
But knowing the stuff that went on during these 2 months, I would say that we have achieved a great feat!
Thanks for being there for me all the time.
Thanks for coaxing me to sleep all the time.
Thanks for tolerating all my nonsense.
Thanks for attempting to give me a different answer everytime I ask you why do you love me (which is every night).
Thanks for assuring me that I am loved by you.
Thanks for accepting my insecurities.
Thanks for loving me.
May there be more anniversaries to come!
Woohoo!
To end this,
I shall post the picture of the jigsaw we did together:
HIAO EH! I LOVE YOU!!
